奇先生妙小姐·双语故事

《假日里On Holiday》

Little Miss Sunshine felt very sorry for
Little Miss Scatterbrain when she heard about her holiday. You see, last year
Little Miss Scatterbrain went on a summer holiday. But being the scatterbrained
person she is she went to the North Pole! It was a bit chilly for swimming. Not
really a summer holiday.

So this year, Little Miss Sunshine decided
to organize Little Miss Scatterbrain’s summer holiday for her. And to make it
really fun she invited along lots of Little Miss Scatterbrain’s friends as
well.

阳光小姐听说糊涂小姐要去度假， 非常担心。事情是这样的， 去年夏天糊涂小姐去度假。可是， 她这个人糊里糊涂的，
竟然去了北极！在那儿游泳可是有点儿冷呢。简直算不上是在度暑假。

所以，今年夏天，阳光小姐决定亲自帮糊涂小姐安排度假计划。为了痛痛快快地玩一场，她还邀请了糊涂小姐的许多朋友一同前往。

《月球之旅Trip to the Moon》

One day Mr Nonsense was
reading the Nonsenseland Times when he had the idea of going to the moon.“Well,
if a cow can jump over it then it can’t be too hard to get
to,” he announced to no one in particular.

Later that day he
mentioned the idea to Mr Greedy. Mr Greedy thought it was an excellent plan.“I
hear the moon’s made of cheese,”he said, licking

his lips. “I like
cheese.” But Mr Greedy did put Mr Nonsense straight about one thing.“It’s
a very long, long way away.”

有一天，荒谬先生正在看《荒唐王国时报》，突然想到月亮上去看看。“我说，既然奶牛都能跃过月亮，到月亮上去应该不会太难。”他大声地自言自语。

当天晚些时候，他对贪吃先生提到这个想法。贪吃先生认为这是个绝妙的计划。“我听说月亮是奶酪做的，”他舔着嘴唇说，“我喜欢奶酪。”不过，贪吃先生倒是让荒谬先生明白了一件事。“月亮离我们很远、很远呢。”

《运动会Sports Day》

Have you ever been to Nonsenseland? In
Nonsenseland, the grass is blue and the trees are red. And all the cars have
square wheels. Why? Easy! So they don’t roll away when they are parked on a
hill. I know, what nonsense!

And in Nonsenseland they hold a sports day
every summer. Nothing silly about that I hear you say. Well, you’ll just have
to wait and see.

你去过荒唐王国吗？在荒唐王国，草是蓝的， 树是红的。所有的汽车轮子都是方的。为什么呢？很简单！这样车停在山上时就不会滑下来了。我明白了，
真荒唐！

在荒唐王国，每年夏天都要举办一场运动会。我听见你说，这事儿没什么荒唐的呀。好吧，那你就等着瞧吧。

《重大比赛The Big Match》

Mr Small was very excited. It was the big
football match on Saturday and Mr Small loved football. But there was a
problem. Mr Small was … a bit too small.

But Mr Small was determined to play. On
Saturday he arrived at the football field all ready to go. He really hoped he’d
be picked for the team.

小小先生非常兴奋。因为星期六有一场重大的足球比赛，小小先生最喜欢踢足球了。只是有一个问题。小小先生的个头……有点儿太小了。

不过小小先生下定决心要去参加比赛。星期六那天，他赶到足球场，做好一切准备。他多么希望自己能被选入球队啊。

《牙仙子The Tooth Fairy》

Little Miss Curious lived in a curious
shaped cottage next door to an ordinary shaped cottage. And in the ordinary
shaped cottage there lived a little boy called George. George and Little Miss
Curious were good friends. They sat out in the garden together under the apple tree
and wondered about things.

They wondered about things like, “Why do
trees have bark, but don’t go woof?” And things like, “Why do trees have trunks, but they don’t have tusks?”

好奇小姐住在问号小屋里，旁边是平凡小屋。平凡小屋里住着一个名叫乔治的小男孩。乔治和好奇小姐是很好的朋友。他们一起坐在花园的苹果树下，对各种事物提出疑问。

他们既好奇：“为什么树有皮，却不能汪汪叫呢？”又好奇：“为什么树干壮如大象，却没有象牙呢？
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